Family Guy Dies

 

Family Guy Seth MacFarlane died today at the age of 56, from an accident during elective cosmetic neck surgery. Dr. Astrid Collins was about to remove a bulge of fat below his chin when she suffered a seizure (and her scalpel dug into his carotid artery.) Both doctor and patient lost consciousness quickly, and were found too late by an assistant. MacFarlane’s widow Amber (age 21) is being advised to sue the Collins estate, but lawyers claim that Astrid had no previous convulsions related to epilepsy. Collins will seek treatment for her new disease, while Amber will oversee construction of the beach estate in Bora Bora that Seth had been working on prior to his death. Said MacFarlane’s agent Bernie Wickenfaulter, “Seth always wanted a family of his own, and had planned to name his first child Stewart. Unfortunately, all flesh is grass, and so it’s ashes to ashes, dust to dust instead.” Amber inherits $1.2 billion on Monday, and has so far not made a verbal statement, although she was seen entering an abortion clinic on Melrose late this afternoon.   —AP May 18, 2030

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